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2018-01-06

Chihiro Ogino Spirited Away Anime

Chihiro Ogino, a ten-year-old girl. While moving to a new town with her family, she accidentally enters the spirit world. She is deprived of her name Chihiro (literally means a thousand fathoms) and is given a new name, Sen (literally means a thousand). While working, she learns many things.



Chihiro and her family are on their way to new house in the suburbs when her father decides to take a shortcut along a lonely-looking dirt road. After Chihiro wanders off and finds a grand bathhouse, a boy approaches and warns her to leave before nightfall. When Chihiro runs back to her parents, she finds they have been transformed into pigs, and the park starts to swarm with black spirits.


Chihiro understandably freaks out and flees. She learns that this very weird place, where all sorts of bizarre gods and monsters reside, is a holiday resort for the supernatural after their exhausting tour of duty in the human world. Soon after befriending a boy named Haku, Chihiro learns the rules of the land: one, she must work , as laziness of any kind is not tolerated; and two, she must take on the new moniker of Sen.


Spirited Away opened theatrically in Japan on July 27, 2001 by Japanese film distributor Toho, grossing US$229,607,878 to become the highest-grossing film in Japanese history. It was the first film to have earned $200 million at the worldwide box office before opening in the United States.


Alternative title:
El Viaje de Chihiro (Spanish)
La Città Incantata (Italian)
Las Aventuras de Chihiro (Spanish)
Le Voyage de Chihiro (French)
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Japanese)
Spirited Away: W krainie bogów (Polish)

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2018-01-05

Management (2008) The Movie Plot

Management (2008) The Movie Plot
Release Date: 21 May 2009 (Israel)
Genre: Comedy  Drama  Romance
Played By: Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn and Woody Harrelson

Story Summary MANAGEMENT (2008) The Movie :

Indeed romance may start from anything. For example Mike Cranshaw (Steve Zahn) and Sue Claussen, the story of their romance begins with a bottle of wine. A bottle of wine is what makes Mike willingly traveled many miles for the sake of his love for Sue. Initially, Sue, who works in marketing spend the night at a motel owned by Mike's parents in Arizona. Lured by the beauty Sue, Mike and then offer a bottle of wine as a gift from motel management. From where it all started. Mike felt that Sue is a woman who during the time he was waiting and decided to follow Sue who has returned home to Maryland.

Unfortunately, when he got in Maryland, Mike must swallow the bitter pill because Sue, who had been living with the calculation of mature thought Mike did not have a future. Sue prefer choose Jango (Woody Harrelson), her ex-boyfriend, who has successfully become entrepreneur of yogurt. Now Mike must prove that they both were meant to live together or trip from Arizona will be futile.

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2018-01-04

This Is The Devil Inside Movie

The Devil Inside movie fared well better than expected while grabbing the top spot at the box office over the weekend of January 6-8, 2012. The studio’s low-budget Insurge label made a $1M acquisition of The Devil Inside and scored a big $16.8 million Friday, including $2M midnights from 1,400 theaters.


The movie is so tritely predictable you could improvise it at home with some friends without even bothering to see it. It is a brazen audience cheat. Although its trailer would seem to promise a nail-chewing thriller, the picture is in fact very talky, with much discussion of Church hypocrisy, demonic arcana, documentary camera strategies, and whatnot.

Devil Inside purports to follow, documentary-style, a young American woman’s investigation into the events that landed her mother in Italy’s Centrino Hospital for the Criminally Insane two decades earlier. If you suffer from motion sickness that is one good reason to skip this movie. Most of it was shot by handheld cameras, resulting in nausea in some cases, like mine. There are other good reasons to see "Hugo" or even Desi and Luci reruns instead.

Some of the audience found themselves shaken up after the screening; Insisted that it was "one of the scariest movies [they're] seen." Paramount’s television advertising has been non-stop, and the studio’s digital spend looks to be massive, with new clips almost every day on major horror websites.

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2018-01-03

10 Most Searched Celebrity 2011 On Internet

Yahoo! Search Trends has been present with flashback to reveal Most Searched Celebrity during 2011 on internet.

Here are ten most searched celebrities:
1. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber's appealed to many users of Yahoo! because of affair with Disney star Selena Gomez. Justin is also a big concern when a woman named Mariah Yeater announced her pregnancy due to him.

2. Kim Kardashian
Kardashian Family Members is becoming one of the hottest topics in 2011 after courted by NBA basketball star Kris Humphries with a luxurious diamond ring worth 2 million dollars. Kim and Kris then create big news because of their marriage only lasted for 72 days.

3. Lady Gaga
People always keep their hearts to Steffanie Germanotta or Lady Gaga. A full breakthrough singer known as unique and controversial in fashion. During her visit in Singapore in July 2011, Lady Gaga states that she also liked the dresses from Asian designers.

4. Emma Watson
With the release of movie: 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2', the star of the film is getting have more attention. Emma Watson - Hermione Granger who is now grown into a young lady with good fashion. Emma is also become a hot topic when a camera caught her kissing a young actor Johnny Simmons.

5. Angelina Jolie
Although there is no moment or special activities that make attention, but as top Hollywood celebrity, Brad Pitt's lover is always attractive to media and fans. In 2011, Angelina Jolie play in a movie as the voice in 'Kung Fu Panda 2'. Two other film 'Salt' and 'The Tourist' does not make a big success in the market.

6. Kristen Stewart
Kristen was not only discussed because of her role's in 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 "but also because of new movie' Snow White and the Huntsman 'which will be released in 2012.

7. Victoria Beckham
Wife of David Beckham is given birth three sons and finally in July 2011 Victoria and David get their daughter, Harper Seven Beckham. In contrast to other celebrities, Victoria do not hesitate to bring her daughter in the middle of the target of paparazzi.

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8. Jennifer Lopez
After seven years of marriage with Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez finally announced her divorce. Some rumors of separation is revealed, such that J-Lo can not stand the harsh treatment by her husband. Another rumor that J-Lo having an affair with a model of her music videos while Marc reportedly having an affair with Will Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett.

9. Amy Winehouse
World was shocked when July 23, 2011, British singer Amy Winehouse was found lifeless in apartment in London. Talented young singers aged 27
It became famous after her second album 'Back to Black' gain success in 2006.

10. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay getting a lot of attention because it re-ins with the law and jailed because of the addiction alhocol. Last case was in October 2011.

2012-01-08

January 9 Movie Newsletter

January 9
Director Tim Burton and actor Robert Downey Jr are in talks over working on the new movie adaptation of Pinocchio.

According to Bill Shaikin of the LA Times, the family of the late Roy Disney, a nephew of Walt Disney, has formed a partnership with investment banker.

British actress Rachel Weisz is now in Manila for the shooting of the much-awaited Hollywood film "Bourne Legacy."

Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz, and Emma Thompson Form Anti-Plastic Surgery Alliance.

Dark Horse star Selma Blair was spotted hitting the pavement with her fashion designer boyfriend Jason Bleick in Hollywood, Calif. on Saturday (January 7).

10 Upcoming Movies (2012 January)

-Beauty and the Beast
-Contraband
-Joyful Noise
-The Divide
-The Iron Lady
-Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
-Haywire
-Red Tails
-Underworld Awakening
-Coriolanus

Looking For Movie Newsletter

January 8, 2012

Kiefer Sutherland: '24' movie 'hopefully' shooting in April
‘The Devil Inside’ Leads Box-Office Sales in Opening Weekend
Demi Moore to play Gloria Steinem in 'Lovelace'
"Melancholia", Dunst, Pitt win film critics awards
‘Blair Witch' Actress Reveals Real Life 'Weeds' Story in New Book
Palm Springs Film Festival Awards Gala: Stars Shed Tears and Laughter
Prince William and Kate Attend War Horse Premiere
Ewan McGregor and Gina Carano Go Totally 'Haywire' In Three New Viral Clips
James Franco is in final negotiations to play a pick-up artist in The Game
Kelly Clarkson and more artists join The Voice

2012-01-07

Melissa Satta Supports Auction Marco Simoncelli's Jacket


Despite the departure of the late Marco Simondelli have passed a few months ago, but until now the event to commemorate the "SuperSic" still remain to be done. As performed by the Alpinestars racing gear manufacturer with a tender for a leather jacket and boots.


According to the page of "Motoblog" goods are being auctioned shown to the public by making use of the Italian fashion model Melissa Satta who has appeared in Sports Illustrated magazine's swimsuit issue in 2010.

Satta wearing leather jacket and boots, product of Alpinestars to be auctioned on eBay. A special edition that has been customized by the Italian artist Lucio Barbuio.

The plan results from a charity auction will be donated to organizations who working for social activities for children with autism in the city of Rimini who had been visited by Simoncelli during his lifetime.

2012-01-06

Zooey Deschanel Sues Divorced Her Husband

Two months after announcing their separation, Zooey Deschanel ultimately seeks to formally end her marriage with Ben Gibbard. According to reports by Aceshowbiz.com, Wednesday (1/4), 31-year actress has filed for divorce from Ben in LA County Superior Court, on December 27.

In a letter of complaint, star of "500 Days of Summer" is set on October 31 as the day of their separation and write "difficult irreconcilable differences" as the reason for their divorce. In addition, Zooey is also asking the court to terminate the rights of Gibbard to obtain financial support.

According to TMZ.com, divorce documents that include reports of income and expenditure Zooey. Among reported that actress of Jess character from the FOX comedy series "New Girl" is making money on average of U.S. $ 95,000 per month, and spend an average of U.S. $ 22,550 per month.

Zooey officially married fronted band "Death Cab" was in 2009 in Seattle, Washington. In an interview after confirmation of their split last November, her sister Emily said that Zooey Deschanel and her ex-husband was still in a relation of friendship.

2012-01-03

Mark Steven Johnson works with De Niro and Travolta

Aam Weikath, Evelyne Dulot, Adan Ulrich Schwichtenberg, Bebeto Flowers, Konstantin Svietlakov (Europe Contributors)

Robert De Niro will play an American military veteran who has retreated to a remote cabin in the Appalachian Mountains, where he strikes up an unlikely friendship with a European tourist (Travolta) who’s actually a former Serbian soldier bent on revenge. Millennium Films is currently accepting crew resumes for the film “Killing Season” De Niro and John Travolta.

To be directed by Ghost Rider’s Mark Steven Johnson, Millennium Films, Corsan Pictures and FilmEngine will begin production January 16, 2012. Travolta going to Atlanta for it. "I've loved this project from the moment I read Evan Daugherty's remarkable script," said Corsan CEO Paul Breuls. "It's thrilling, imaginative, unexpected and dominated by two extraordinary characters on a collision course."

De Niro plays a military veteran living in a remote Appalachian Mountains cabin who strikes up a friendship with Travolta, supposedly a European tourist but really a former Serbian soldier bent on revenge.

2011-12-11

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A form of literature candy, it gives a sugar rush with its metaphors and flamboyant world. Initially trying to acclimatize to the characters such as the De La Crèmes, the places such as Peppertown, Metopia, and the unrelenting alliteration, is almost too much. Yet it is worth the effort to fully immerse oneself into this fashionable fictional world.

In Modelland, the exclusive, mysterious place on top of the mountain, some recognizable facts are worn. Banks skillfully takes the reader through a fantastical journey reminiscent of Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. In this book Smizes not chocolate bars are key to life changing adventure.

15-year-old whipped cream loving Tookie De La Crème is the female Charlie; though she comes from a less loving family. A lonely Forgetta-Girl, she longs to become memorable. But not even her untamed hair, mismatched eyes, large forehead and gawky body can make her stand out from the crowd. Surprisingly on the Day of Discovery or T-DOD, she, not her perfect sister Myraccle, is chosen to become a Bella and a potential Intoxibella (supermodel).

The plot echoes a series of America’s Next Top Model, the show former supermodel and Talk Show host Banks created, which is now shown in 170 countries. The worldliness of Banks’ personal experience is also evident in the book with a plurality of cultures featured.

In this luminescent world of Thigh High Boot Camp, Catwalk Corridor, CaraCaraCara, The OohAh! Spa; Flashback Females and Manattack; where Teachers are Gurus, Servants are Mannecants, Nurses are Purses on skates, and time is told by shades of colour, there is much to learn and experience. This includes first love for Tookie who encounters the charming Bravo.

But it is not all fun in the Dorms and M Building; there is the threat of Ci-L and the Belladonna, and the danger of the Diabolical Divide and diabolically bitchy Bellas such as Zarpessa. Not once will Tookie and her new found friends bid to escape ironically while her mother and sister try to break into Modelland via the Pilgrim Passage.

But the challenges Tookie faces are worth it; they make her into a Rememba-girl rather than breaking her. Banks uses Tookie as an exemplar of teen angst and no doubt builds on her experience running the TZONE Foundation to highlight teen insecurity, self-harming, and eating disorders.

Though aimed at teenagers, the book has wide appeal with its insight into the world of fashion, and keen observations on the world’s obsession with fashion and limited conceptions of beauty, a cause that Banks has dedicated herself to redefining. Indeed, fans will see a lot of Banks’ personality in the book as well as fashion iconography in the form ‘Evanjalinda’ and ‘Bevjo’.

Havard Business School graduate Banks has crafted a greatly detailed story with believable characters and a far from predictable plot. Modelland would make a great film and with Bankable productions, Banks’ production company, it may be on the cards. In the meantime, the sequel in this trilogy is one to watch out for.

Roald Dahl’s CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

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Mudlark Theater Company continues its 7th season with Roald Dahl’s CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, a candy-coated adventure that is as sinister as it is sweet. Directed by Associate Artistic Director Janna Sobel, CHARLIE finishes its two-weekend run this Friday, Dec. 9 through Sunday, Dec. 11, at The House Theater, 1417 Hinman Ave., in Evanston. CHARLIE continues with 7:30 p.m. shows on Friday and Saturday and another 6 p.m. show on Sunday. Tickets are $10 for adults; $8 for children and students. Tickets may be purchased at the door or online at www.mudlarktheater.org.

Sobel says she and Mudlark Artistic Director Andrew Biliter and Managing Director Michael Miro had been looking for the right space to stage a production of CHARLIE for quite some time. “Then we actually found one that was just right under our noses,” she says, explaining that the theater is in the lower level of the Evanston church building where the children’s theater company’s office and rehearsal space is located. “It’s exciting because it actually is exactly what we wanted.” The concept was to break down the “fourth wall” for an environmental production that puts audience members directly at the center of the action. “It really looks like the inside of a factory and has this industrial, urban feel to it.”

As Willy Wonka, Chicago actor and improviser Jeff Rukes leads a cast of 25 young Mudlark actors through the delightfully dark tale of fantasy and industry. “Willy Wonka has to be this very dapper dandy and genteel gentleman, but at the same time sinister and diabolical. It’s a difficult role and has been played by all the best actors. I was thrilled to get Jeff for the part.” But it’s the young actors who get the greatest workout of the production, sliding in, on and off stage as the sticky fable of privilege and poverty unfolds. “It becomes a very dynamic, almost athletic piece,” Sobel adds. “I really love the way that we enter the space with the audience and invite them into the experience.”

About Mudlark Theater Company

Mudlark Theater Company is dedicated to providing children ages 8 to 18 with hands-on acting and backstage experiences, and audiences of all ages with entertaining theater. Founded by Amy Eaton in 2005 on the belief that children are capable of creating compelling, honest, laugh-out-loud funny performances, Mudlark offers young artists a safe, challenging environment in which to hone their skills. More information is available at www.mudlarktheater.org.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

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Is CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY headed for the West End? According to The Daily Mail, director Sam Mendes is readying the show for a 2013 West End bow at the London Palladium, pending negotiations with Warner Brothers.




In the Warner Bros film, based on Roald Dahl's book, eccentric candy manufacturer Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) has announced a contest in which five lucky winners of golden tickets hidden in Wonka Bars will be taken on a tour of the Wonka Factory. Charlie Bucket (Freddie Highmore) finds the last golden ticket, and chooses to bring his Grandpa Joe (David Kelly) to the factory, while the other four spoilt children bring their parents. The golden ticket winners and company are taken on a magical tour of the factory, complete with yummy candy, edible grass, chocolate waterfalls and Oompa-Loompas. Charlie watches the other children abuse Willy Wonka's inventions, with unfortunate consequences for them, so that by the end of the tour, he's the only one left and is awarded the ultimate prize - keys to the Wonka Factory.

Work has already begun on the stage adaptation: Mark Thompson is designing the factory, and Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman are writing the music. David Greig penned the libretto. Mendes plans to rehearse in the early months of 2013 and open in the spring.

2011-11-30

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011



The world watched as Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima strutted her stuff down the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2011, wearing some of the most exquisite boudoir ensembles.

Lima is a 30-year-old Brazilian bombshell and mother to two-year-old daugther Valentina; and she worked it like a pro during the Fashion Show broadcast on CBS Tuesday night.

The brunette beauty, and one of the most popular VS Angels, wore one of the centerpiece garments from the "I Put a Spell on You" collection. Creative designer for the VS show, Todd Thomas, explained the inspiration behind these looks.

"In putting together 'I Put a Spell on You,' we were really trying to creative the idea of steamy, sultry turn-of-the-century New Orleans."

The black-wings paired with deep purple lingerie outfit worn by Lima was beloved by the model herself. "This is my favorite outfit ever," she said. She embodied the fusion of "innocence and sensuality," said Thomas.

However, there is more to Lima than meets the eye (though most are content with leaving it at just that).

In a behind-the-scenes interview with the Angels, fellow VS models revealed some interesting facts about the Brazilian superstar.

"Adriana off the runway is a crazy boxer," said Behati Prinsloo.

"Adriana - if she wants to do something, she'll do it. She's unstoppable," said Erin Heatherton.

"She's like Superwoman," said Candice Swanepoel.

During the interview, a clip of Lima fiercely boxing played. Then the 'unstoppable' beauty held up her scraped knuckles. Pretty hardcore.

The supermodel is also known for her charitable work at orphanages and donations to children suffering life-threatening diseases.

Lima took to Twitter before the show to get everyone excited. "Watch tonight 9ET, Victoria Secrets Pre Show Live!@VictoriasSecret #VSFashionShow..... See you soon!!! Have a surprise ;)" she posted.

After the show, she tweeted again, thanking all of her fans for their never-ending support. "I would like to thank all of my Twitter fans!!! I really appreciate all of your love and support!!!"

Did you see Adriana Lima on Tuesday night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? What did you think? Leave your feedback in the comments section below.

Wednesday was Mindy McCready's 36th birthday, but...

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Country singer Mindy McCready said Wednesday she probably will not be able to bring her 5-year-old son back to Florida to fulfill a judge's order by Thursday afternoon -- because she is nearly seven months pregnant with twins. By not returning as ordered, she risks arrest.

Speaking exclusively to The Associated Press, Mindy McCready said she and her mother have had a long custody battle over the boy, Zander. Her mother was awarded guardianship in 2007.

The battle became more public this week, when the Florida Department of Children and Families said a missing person report was filed with police after Mindy McCready took Zander from her father's home. McCready was able to visit with the boy there under a court order, and the 36-year-old singer said she had spent much of the past month with her son at the home. Her mother and father are divorced.

McCready alleges that her son suffered abuse while living at her mother's home and that is one reason why she left with the boy last week.

"I'm a mom first," said Mindy McCready from Nashville, Tennessee. "No matter what happens, I'm going to protect my kid. If I have to go to jail, so be it."

When reached at her home Wednesday night, McCready's mother, Gayle Inge, said the abuse allegations are "absolutely not true."

During the interview with the AP, a tearful McCready recounted a messy and confusing tale of court custody battles and family fights.

On Tuesday, the Florida agency discovered that McCready and the boy were not at her father's home and a judge ruled she must return him voluntarily by 5 p.m. Thursday or risk an arrest warrant.

Mindy McCready said she was under the impression that the Florida judge was transferring the custody case to Tennessee and that it wouldn't be a problem if she brought him there.

Since topping the country charts in the mid-1990s with her music, the singer's life has been filled with domestic abuse, drug arrests and a suicide attempt. In August, she filed the libel suit in Palm Beach County against her mother and the National Enquirer's parent company, American Media Inc., over a story published in the tabloid newspaper that quoted Inge.

McCready, whose son could be heard giggling on the other end of the line Wednesday as his mother spoke to the AP, said the father of her twins is a music producer named David who is supportive of her quest to regain custody of Zander.

Wednesday was Mindy McCready's 36th birthday.

"I hope that for my birthday, I get my son forever," Mindy McCready said.


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Friends Of comedian Patrice O'Neal Talk

When news broke on Tuesday that comedian Patrice O'Neal had died at 41 from complications of a stroke, those closest to him began to react to the sad news.

Ricky Gervais is one of the many friends and celebrity fans who has reacted to the news, recalling a fondness for the comedian's sense of humor and wit. "One of my favourite stand up comedians," he tweeted.

"So sad. RIP," Kevin Smith added. "I shared some air & some air time with the man on O&A; he was always funny & thoughtful. Patrice — he WILL be missed."

"Saturday Night Live" star Seth Meyers remembered the comic on Twitter as well. "RIP Patrice O'Neal," he wrote. "A day spent watching clips of him on-line is a day well spent."

Dane Cook knew the comic for a long time, and he shared his memories of him on Twitter. "I started my career w/ Patrice O'Neal," he wrote. "He was 1 of the best ever. Fond memories of road gigs, late night eats & laughs."

Pro wrestler Chris Jericho, who knew comedian Patrice O'Neal when he worked as a writer for the WWE, also tweeted about his passing. "Sad to hear about Patrice O'Neal. ... I met him when he was a WWE writer and worked w him many times," he wrote. "Sweet guy and very funny! God bless u man."

Comedian Patrice O'Neal frequently appeared on "Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn," and after hearing of his death, the "SNL" alum also took to Twitter: "Thanks to everybody for the Patrice ONeal comments. One of a kind. In heaven right now, charming half and infuriating half, then reversing."

It isn't just the comedy community that will miss comedian Patrice O'Neal. The Roots' ?uestlove remembered seeing the comedian at one of his last gigs before his death. "So grateful i got to see Patrice Oneal do his last NYC gig. man this is so devastating. he truly was one of my favorite comics. RIP," he tweeted.

A rep for comedian Patrice O'Neal confirmed the death to MTV News on Tuesday with this statement: "It is with terrible sadness we must report that comedian Patrice O'Neal has passed away this morning at 7:00 a.m. due to the complications of the stroke he suffered on October 19. Many of us have lost a close and loved friend; all of us have lost a true comic genius. His mother, who was also his best friend, was at his side. Patrice is survived by his wife, Vondecarlo, his stepdaughter Aymilyon, sister Zinder, and his mother Georgia. The family wishes to thank all of the fans and friends who have expressed an outpouring of love and support for Patrice these past weeks. We ask that you please respect the family's request for privacy at this difficult time."

The History Of Patrice O'Neal

Patrice O'Neal began his comedy career in his native Boston at an open mic at Estelle's Bar and Grill in October 1992. In the late 1990s, he moved to New York City, where he became a regular at the Comedy Cellar, before relocating to Los Angeles, in the hopes of finding greater fame. Limited to guest roles in television and small TV roles, O'Neal has publicly discussed the frustrations and how they took their toll on him: "I'm telling you, if I'd have had a gun back then, I would have shot myself."

Frustrated by his lack of success in Los Angeles, Patrice O'Neal relocated to the United Kingdom to work on his comedy there. He worked harder as an outsider and a foreigner to gain the respect of his peers, and after some months he became a fixture in the UK clubs. He returned to the New York area in 2002 when he got the offer to do his first half-hour special for Showtime. The following year, he recorded a Comedy Central Presents special. It was also at this time he became a fixture on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn on the same network.




Patrice O'Neal had many guest appearances on television. His first television appearance was on The Apollo Comedy Hour where he performed his Malcolm XXL bit. From there, he moved on to appearances on Showtime at the Apollo, FNight Videos, and a brief stint as a writer for the WWE. He appeared in guest-starring roles on MTV’s Apt 2F, Assy McGee, Ed, Z Rock, Yes Dear, Arrested Development, Chappelle Show and The Office. O'Neal was a regular on the Fox series The Jury, and he starred in the Comedy Central animated program Shorties Watching Shorties, along with Nick DiPaolo. He supplied the voice of Harold Jenkins on Noggin’s animated program O'Grady High and was featured as Jesus in Denis Leary’s Searchlight. In 2005, O'Neal filmed a half-hour One Night Stand special for HBO, and shortly thereafter became the first host of VH1's Web Junk 20. O'Neal left the show after two seasons, expressing concerns that the show's audience was too different from his own. In 2006 and 2007 he joined Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, playing large outdoor concert arenas across the country.

Since his move back to New York in 2002, Patrice O'Neal became a recognized radio personality as a regular guest and occasional co-host on the Opie and Anthony program. Along with Bill Burr and Robert Kelly, he filled in as co-host for comedian Jim Norton while he filmed Lucky Louie. From 2006 to 2008, O'Neal hosted an call-in relationship advice show on XM Radio, which ended when the satellite network merged with rival Sirius. Initially promoted as Bitch Management, the show was titled The Black Philip Show, a reference to Dr. Phil. Dante Nero co-hosted, and a rotating cast of female comedians have played third mic. The show aired until the station suspended much of its Saturday night programming due to budget concerns. O'Neal had also appeared as a guest on other radio shows like Alex Jones and The Howard Stern Show and numerous guest appearances on political talk shows on the Fox News channel.

Living in the New York area, he performed at comedy clubs in the area, including headlining appearances at Comix comedy club and Caroline's. In February of 2011, Comedy Central aired his first hour-long special, Elephant in the Room. Patrice O'Neal started a web series and podcast called The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon![4] showing various episodes as of May 15, 2007. He performed with a five-person group—Bryan Kennedy, Dante Nero, Vondecarlo Brown, Harris Stanton and Wil Sylvince—touching on many fictional scenarios. The show was produced by For Your Imagination and can be found on O'Neal's website. He guest-starred in another For Your Imagination-produced show, called Break a Leg, playing Adult-Sized Gary Coleman. O'Neal voiced Jeffron James in Grand Theft Auto IV, on an in-game radio show, Fizz!.

On September 19, 2011, Patrice was one of the many roasters at The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen. This would be his final television appearance before his death two months later.

On October 26, 2011, it was announced on The Opie and Anthony Show that Patrice O'Neal had suffered a stroke a week earlier, on October 19. He died from complications from his stroke a month later on November 28, 2011. Patrice O'Neal had struggled with diabetes and weight issues for several years.